Lyrics written by: Jennifer
Helen and Anita: If brains were thousand dollar bills
I tell you’d what we’d bet
You wouldn’t have enough to buy a cup of coffee yet
June:
Well, that ain’t the way I heared it
But here’s a thought for you
Yours might as well be coffee grounds
For all the thinking they’ll do
June: Well, I guess I told you off
That ought to hold you for a spell
Helen and Anita: Furthermore if you don’t like it
You can pack tonight, get out of sight, and go jump in the well
Helen: Sometimes you make me so durn mad
That’s here what I could do
Anita: I’d pick you up and shake you up
And bite you half in two
June:
Well, that ain’t the way I heared it
And sister, if you do
You’ll learn right quick
That you done bit off more that you can chew
June: Well, I guess I told you off
That ought to hold you for a spell
Helen and Anita: Furthermore if you don’t like it
You can pack tonight, get out of sight, and go jump in the well
June:
If common sense was ice cubes
You can take it straight from me
You wouldn’t even have enough
To cool a glass of tea
Anita: Well, that ain’t the way I heared it
You’re just a wasting breath
June: Huh, if them ice cubes was ignorance
You’d done be froze to death
June: Well, I guess I told you off
That ought to hold you for a spell
Helen and Anita: Furthermore, you don’t like it You can pack tonight, get out of sight, and go jump in the well